February 2012
144 posts
“Eat each chopstick-ful delicately, but with confidence, like the half-awake,...”
– Treats for the Disaffected 20-Something, Part VII: Frozen Peanut Butter Spoon Dollops (via vanityfair)
sophiexylia:
Spin Doctors - Two Princes
This is...
sophiexylia:
Cake - Short Skirt/Long Jacket
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“I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face (read the rest of this article, this is just a small clip of it and it’s really quite fantastic)
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via skinandboneskeleton)
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“I think we’re one of those couples who’ll have a long story when...”
– Michael Scott, The Office
“Let’s face it: I want it all— just like you and everybody else. It may not be in...”
– Lauren Bacall (via musingsinfemininity)
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At work tonight:
Newlywed: Does anyone have any nice Valentine’s plans?
Me: HA, nope.
New Guy: I’m in the middle of finalizing my divorce.
*crickets*
“You got what I need.”
-Biz Markie (Just A...
